The Pescetarian and the Pig

Low-carb Shrimp and Angel Hair Pasta Have you heard of Miracle Noodles? They are literally a no-carb, no-calorie, gluten-free, vegan, “shirataki” noodle made out of a yam. Amazing, eh? It’s a miracle! 😉 I found these at the local Harris Teeter in the Asian/International section. I know you can find them at Asian grocery stores, […]

Low-carb Smoked Salmon and Avocado Roll-ups. OK, Daylight Savings Time, you’ve tricked me again! My iPhone changes times automatically… Or at least it did on Sunday! Then yesterday morning, for no reason at all, it switched back to the wrong time, sending me into a whirlwind of confusion! Luckily for me, this is the time […]

Garlic and Herb Steamed Crab Crab. Sweet, juicy, ocean-y (?) Dungeness Crab. Dungeness Crab is a childhood tradition. For years and years and years my family would go to my Uncle Toshi’s cabin at the Hood Canal, WA. We would set crab traps out in the canal in the morning and at the end of […]

Macadamia Crusted Rainbow Trout with Coconut Lemon Basil Sauce So, remember when I announced that I could post more and more and more because I now have the internet at my house? Yeah… Good in theory… So now I’ve got the internet but I’ve barely had a moment to actually use it or even come […]

Breadless Tuna Melt in a Tomato Wow, Tuna Melt… I could eat you every day.  So delicious. So healthy. Low carb. High protein. Punch me in the face with flavor. Every single day. Speaking of punching me in the face… My animals punch me in the face with cuteness every single day. Below is a […]

Black Pepper and Sesame Sea Scallops. You must try these. No no no! No arguing. Just sear them, serve them over a bed of spring greens and Crispy Kale Chips, and devour them while you float away on the that wispy cloud of aroma that is sweetly escaping these buttery medallions of the sea. Am […]

So I have been in super musically reminiscent mode lately. I blame it on How Sweet It Is. She wrote a blog a few weeks ago and mentioned her love for Boyz II Men. I was getting so tired of the Pandora stations I’d created and I thought “HOLY COW! I totally forgot that they […]

Suuuuuuuuushi!!!!! Yum! Definitely my absolute favorite meal ever, and really not difficult to make. Now, I have not quite mastered my sushi-rolling skills, and I haven’t gotten down the craft of the rice-on-the-outside (which I’m pretty sure involves Saran wrap…), but as long as it tastes good, I don’t see a problem! This is more […]

Alright, before we get to this awesome blend of spicy, zesty, juicy, and sweet shrimpy deliciousness, I have to point out this incredible gem of cinematic genius: I just can’t get over how funny this scheme is. All the effort to turn him into a flea, put him in a box, in yet another box, […]

People are funny about resolutions. There is a huge rise in the amount of people at the gym for the first 20 days or so of the year. Most people pledge to eat healthy and exercise more for the new year and finally get into shape. Some are just trying to lose the 5-10 lbs […]