The Pescetarian and the Pig

Super Healthy Cherry Cashew Breakfast Cookies I feel like a health nut. I want to go to for a 6 mile run, do p90x, go to my personal trainer, make up an awesome new Zumba routine, and drink nothing but green smoothies aaallllll today. And then go out and single-handedly mulch my entire massive backyard. […]

Breadless Tuna Melt in a Tomato Wow, Tuna Melt… I could eat you every day.  So delicious. So healthy. Low carb. High protein. Punch me in the face with flavor. Every single day. Speaking of punching me in the face… My animals punch me in the face with cuteness every single day. Below is a […]

Eggs, Veggies, and Gotye I’m so excited to bring you this breakfast recipe because it is absolutely packed with flavor, it’s low carb, high protein, and yowza wowza (yup), I have eaten it every single day this week because I just can’t get enough. Know what else I can’t get enough of? Gotye.  Seriously. I’m not […]

Mexican Style Scramble Stuffed Peppers I ate too much chocolate for Easter. Too much chocolate. Too many cookies. Too many carbs. Basically I woke up this morning feeling like I might never want to eat another ounce of candy or refined sugar in my life. I wanted something healthy, low carb, low sugar, high protein, […]

Black Pepper and Sesame Sea Scallops. You must try these. No no no! No arguing. Just sear them, serve them over a bed of spring greens and Crispy Kale Chips, and devour them while you float away on the that wispy cloud of aroma that is sweetly escaping these buttery medallions of the sea. Am […]

Kale chips are my thighs’ best friend. They have saved me from so many nights of craving tortilla chips and popcorn. They love to be put in a big bowl and be eaten like popcorn while I watch a movie. They also really like to accompany mouth-watering dishes like Black Pepper Sesame Sea Scallops . And […]

I am 100% unquestionably addicted. And I don’t normally even like cauliflower that much. But as a healthy, starch-free alternative to mashed potatoes? I have fallen off the train of sanity and could eat this with every meal. It’s super easy to prepare, too. Ridiculously easy. And I’m showing you pictures of how to do […]

So I have been in super musically reminiscent mode lately. I blame it on How Sweet It Is. She wrote a blog a few weeks ago and mentioned her love for Boyz II Men. I was getting so tired of the Pandora stations I’d created and I thought “HOLY COW! I totally forgot that they […]

Alright, before we get to this awesome blend of spicy, zesty, juicy, and sweet shrimpy deliciousness, I have to point out this incredible gem of cinematic genius: I just can’t get over how funny this scheme is. All the effort to turn him into a flea, put him in a box, in yet another box, […]

So you hate Brussels Sprouts, do ya? Trust me, I get it. I had this sort of vague memory that as a child I once ate brussels sprouts at my grandma’s house and really loved them. But then I never ate them again. So when I was about 22  I remembered  loving them so much […]